cknd:

I spend so much time alone behind my computer if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

(Source: bakedasever)

epic-vines:

Everyone at school is fake as shit….. Myself included

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

(Source: sunnyotakuu)

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno)

lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

(Source: scream)

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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(Source: caseyanthonyofficial)

zeke93:

zeke93:

you wouldn’t download a girlfriend.

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sophomorealbum:

"hey someone told me your tumblr ur-" image

asvprock:

Still can’t believe they let me use this as my senior quote. image

vinebox:

Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

terezipyropes:

terezipyropes:

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it’s him

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it’s the theater thug

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(Source: helenaravenclaws)