jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)

benditlikekorra:

Never forget.

(Source: tipsycersei)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

flowersgardenlove:

lacecap Beautiful gorgeous pretty flowers

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

blameitallonherroots:

I just want Megan here so we can go to Saltworks and eat 5 pounds of hashbrowns and bacon and eggs.

georgia-dream:

2014 is a cool year to be alive, look at how fancy these new outlets are

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

fatitalianbroad:

Make it two cups.

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden)

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cookiemonstahz:

li-li-litchi:

What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders

There would be no crime