anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK
humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
electriclady-land:

probablylexi:

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

OH MY GODDDDDD

AH
  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: measurers)

(Source: deforest)

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

(Source: joeydeangelis)

bestnatesmithever:

improvisingfatherhood:

Some days you feel like fighting crime.

Some days you feel like wearing a dress.

Some days you feel like fighting crime in a dress.

I just realized the dress is from Sofia the First. My 2-year-old is Sofia the First Avenger.

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing