My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

So I have a service dog and he’s not supposed to interact with me while he’s on duty but he gets so lonely.


Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)


Graphs throughout your school career


The proper response to street harassment

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,


Being an atheist is ok.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not ok.

Being a Christian is ok.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not ok.

Being a reindeer is ok.
Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not ok.

I’m completely stone faced and dry eyed in all movies unless their is a dog or its an animation. Damn you How To Train Your Dragon 2!


Iron Gym works, folks.

How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

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